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12 Best Thanksgiving Jokes for Adults (speech therapy materials with dots for pacing)

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This post is all about thanksgiving jokes for adults

01


Why did the turkey join a band?


Because he had the drumsticks


02


Why was the cranberry sauce so confident?


It could handle any jam


03


Why did the pie go to therapy?


It had many layers to unpack


04


Why did the stuffing break up with the turkey?


It felt smothered


05


Why did the turkey start a podcast?


It had a lot to get off his chest


06


Why did the turkey apply for remote work?


It wanted to avoid the office roast



07


Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?


It had 24 carrots

08


Who delivers the best thanksgiving sides?


Yam-azon


09


What do you call pilgrims who like to boogie?


Dancestors


10


What did the turkey say to the computer?


Google, google, google


11


What type of key has legs and can’t open doors?


A Turkey


12


Why did the turkey cross the road?


It was the chickens day off



Thanks for reading about thanksgiving jokes for adults


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