The 12 Best Speech Therapy Holiday Jokes for Adults (with dots to help improve intelligibility and pacing)
This post is all about holiday jokes for adults
Why would you want to use holiday jokes for adults with dots for pacing?
This helps with coordination of breathing and speaking for patient's with weak vocal quality and/or reduced intelligibility.
This can be common in patient's with Parkinson's, dysathria and other motor speech disorders.
These holiday jokes offer a fun and unique way to target vocal strengthening and coordination.
01
What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer!
02
Why did the ornament go to school?
Because it wanted to be a little brighter.
03
Why was the Christmas tree bad at knitting?
It kept dropping its needles.
04
Why did the candle get promoted?
It shined under pressure.
05
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
06
What is a ghost’s favorite holiday dessert?
Ice scream
07
What did the peanut butter say to the grape during the holidays?
‘Tis the season to be jelly!
08
Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?
Rude-olph!
09
What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed?
Cookie sheets!
10
What do snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren!
11
Where do reindeer get their coffee?
Star-bucks
12
What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed?
Cookie sheets!
Thanks for reading about holiday jokes for adults
Speech therapy tips are served with a side of sarcasm
